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Posted on May 25, 2013 via C U Later Alligator with 22,927 notes
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I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”
And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.
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Posted on May 25, 2013 via dammit man! with 177,370 notes
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those albums that you can listen to straight through without skipping any songs

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Posted on May 25, 2013 via whatever mom with 88,437 notes
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some flowers just arrived for my sister but my mom thought they were for me.
and so she asked if they were from henry and of course i asked what the hell she was talking about
and she was like “henry, the boy you’re always talking about.”
she meant henry david thoreau.
i quote henry david thoreau so much my mom thought henry david thoreau was my boyfriend

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Posted on May 25, 2013 via a heart full of love with 24,879 notes
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When my favorite song comes on
Posted on May 25, 2013 via #whatshouldwecallme with 3,498 notes
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Posted on May 25, 2013 via ...is this the krusty krab with 12,931 notes
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Posted on May 25, 2013 via NikNaks Blog with 9,459 notes
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Posted on May 25, 2013 via Adventures with a Failed Lobotomy with 41,393 notes
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oh my gods i just got major frazel feel;s because percy loves hazel like a baby sister and i feel like annabeth and frank are going to be really good buds and AWWW couple mentorand double dates at chili’s and their kids having play dates

Posted on May 25, 2013 via where love comes, but never stays with 61 notes
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Posted on May 25, 2013 via sweater weather with 241,100 notes
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teacher:do you understand now?me:yeah, totallyteacher:walks awayme:the fuck did she just say
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