headlessflowercrown:

the-endisuponus-fandoms:

ifreakinlovebooks:

team-free-plaid-shirts:

mynameisntgood:

gargoylesstandingonsuperheroes:

This should be an Industry Standard.

I volunteer.

That’s it. I’ve figured out what I want to do with my life.

I’m quitting school and applying

If this happened in Order of the Phoenix, the director would be dead

the lightening thief

headlessflowercrown:

the-endisuponus-fandoms:

ifreakinlovebooks:

team-free-plaid-shirts:

mynameisntgood:

gargoylesstandingonsuperheroes:

This should be an Industry Standard.

I volunteer.

That’s it. I’ve figured out what I want to do with my life.

I’m quitting school and applying

If this happened in Order of the Phoenix, the director would be dead

the lightening thief

178,110 notes

mynameistrolly:

diggly:

IS THAT DOG TEACHING A HUMAN PUPPY TO CRAWL

human puppy

(Source: kittiezandtittiez)

327,198 notes

homosexaul:

being ugly on the internet is nice because you know you’ve earned all your followers instead of getting them b/c youre hot 

141,727 notes

hextraordinary:

bagmilk:

does your signature just like happen to you once you adult

So fun fact, one time when I was in the hospital I was on the same floor as a judge.  I asked him what people who can’t write sign for their signature, and he told me that it doesn’t matter what you write what matters is the intent that you are consenting to what you are signing.  You could draw a little picture of a dick and it would still be a legal signature

(Source: heteroh)

170,403 notes

roavaswardrobe:

assvvipe:

summer lovin
had me a blast
summer lovin
dick in my ass

image

image

(Source: roughness)

355,543 notes

officialburger:

im not like other teenagers, im 51

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